Lessons From the Wild

1. Don't chew with your mouth open.
 2. Look alert.
Even if you don't know what the hell is going on.
 3. Only nap in the great wide open if you know that you can kick everybody else's a**.
4. Protect your children~
And glare at anyone who makes too much noise about how cute they are. It'll give them a big head.
5. Stick by your mama~
Even if she's old and wrinkly.
6. Don't listen to the critics who say you can't work horizontal stripes.
7. Take time to do your hair. 
You look fierce with a blowout.
8. Smile for the camera. Even if you're down to your last 2 teeth.
9. Maybe cankles aren't so bad~
At least they're sturdy.
10. And no matter what~
Don't. Forget. to Strut.


1 comment:

Nicole Nesheim said...

This post is hilarious! Love it :)

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